zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(via drinkingwithalaskayoung)

tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

(via drinkingwithalaskayoung)

  • me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

epic-humor:

copy and paste yourself into my bed

(Source: samuraimofo, via olycksbarn)

fudge-yeah-america:

So I was doing my hair and…

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I look like fuckin jimmy neutron

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(via blackjackbaldwin)

onestartotheleft:

stiflersm0mwantsthis:

Nudes are good for your health

I’m dying someone save me

(via keepcalmandlovegirls)